wishwich


a wishwich is a desperate attempt at a sandwich when you have a loaf of bread but the fridge is empty of everything but condiments (mayo/mustard/ketchup/relish/pickles) and you are too broke to go buy food.
“i’m so broke i ate a mustard wishwich for breakfast!”
a sandwich that is only two pieces of bread, where you wish you had something in between said pieces.
john: “do you have anything to eat?”
ben: ” i only have bread, which means we’re having some wishwiches.

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