wispy faglestache
a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they’re parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. a person with wispy f-glestache usually looks like they’ve been dirty sanchez-ed.
i spotted a wispy f-glestache the other day at starbucks.
or
in the 1980’s larry bird wore a wispy f-glestache.
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