Witch Box


an iphone or other wireless hand-held device whose powers one might once have attributed to sorcery.
“can you use your witch box to find the name of this band’s new alb-m for me? i would do it myself, but i’m worried i might hit the wrong key and upset the tiny homunculus living inside of it.”

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