Withered Cake Hag
a small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. they won’t settle for less and scours all christendom for those f-cking cakes. there’s a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run att-tude to birthday partys
small boy: “hey look at what i found in this cave dad!”
father: “run boy! its that confounded withered cake hag!!”
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