witless fucking cocksplat
a funny f-ckface von clownstick insult coined by the scots. others include incompressible j-zzvon clownsticket, mangled apricot h-llbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when f-ckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless f-cking c-cksplat
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