witness the litness


you’re about to experience something amazing! something spectacular! something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! witness the litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is “lit” or cool/bad-ss and wants to show the whole world what he has. it can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol witness the litness is an experience. embrace it. accept it. cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.
“okay eber, you’re about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid sh-t. lets hope i don’t die and that it stays lit.”

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