witness


king lebron. lebron james. what lebron james has done for the city of cleveland and the cavaliers.
we are all witnesses.
to agree with someones’ point or position. to see something as the truth.
my partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. witness!
someone who stays around for a friend so they don’t get kidnapped and or raped by a rando.
margaret i will be your witness, that dude is mad shiesty.
being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
my roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.

today i was being such a witness, i used a box as a laundry basket!

“stole toilet paper from work. #witness”
someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.
the witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.
a person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
“you want to take a shot?”

“naw, i’m going to be a witness tonight.”

-or-

“trying to hit this blunt?”

“i think i’ll be a witness today.”
something jehovah has too much of.
christians don’t go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.

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