witsneakiferous
a condition afflicting the whiskers of domesticated house cats, often brought on by a lack of adequate iron in the cat’s diet. as a result, the whiskers of the cat turn either light green or bright pink before combining together to create a single large whisker on each side of the face, curved into the shape of a handlebar mustache. at this point, the only treatment is in providing ample mustache wax and colorful bandanas.
the cat suffered from witsneakiferous, so we had to buy mustache wax and a new bandana to treat the problem.
the use of contrived verbiage in an attempt to appear intellectual superior over another, often resulting in the discovery of pertinent grammar and spelling mistakes made by the speaker, thus labeling him or her an itchit.
my sister was making up words, it was a very witsneakiferous thing to do.
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