Wivenhoe


a small village in ess-x where all the kids smoke pot. also known as ‘the hoe’
i’m goin down wivenhoe to get me some pot.
small town in north east ess-xuk.
the town is home to an abnormally high percentage of musicians, artists, actors, an -ssorted tv & media people.
the university of ess-x sits at the top of the town, famous as a communist stronghold in the 1960’s – the town also was home to the angry brigade} at that time.
the wivenhoe folk club is recognised as one of the best in the country, and regularly attracts big name acts.
other ess-x villages consider wivenhoe to be full of drunks, layabouts, hippies, arty-farty types, pot-heads, gays, and prozac-dependants.
small wonder then, that it was recently rated as the second most popular place to live in the whole of the uk.
home to the wivenhoe may fair, an annual free one day music festival that attracts bands and punters from all over the country.
if you can’t find a guitar player in wivenhoe, then you’re in the wrong d-mned town!

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