wizard powers
when you don’t m-st-rb-t- to p-rnography, for each day you don’t, this is what you recive. the more you don’t m-st-rb-t- the more people are subconciously attracted to you s-xually.
wow daniel i can not believe you got that hot girls number, it must be your wizard powers!
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