Wizard’s Revenge


only achievable by the over 65’s. where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a p-n-s once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until -rg-sm. so named for frisky old folks who don’t posses and are jealous of the wizards sleeve. if gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man’s scr-t-m
man, doris/mervin gave me the best wizard’s revenge last night

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