Woegenmonger
a tall sloth-like beast that is found naturally on couches or near mountains of empty cans. very reluctant to atend social outings. will sleep for 20 hours after intoxicated, after consuming many a toasted sandwich. doesn’t react well to vinegar or sandcastles.
stop being a woegenmonger and come drinking.
“thank god there’s no woegenmongers around”, said the sandcastle to the other sandcastles.
why are you woegenmongering on the couch?
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