woison


a young man who is very big douche. he is a juice monkey and thinks he is a mini arnold schwartzanegar. a woison gets no snapper, he must either prey on drunk college freshman or scare a girl into his bed. a woison never takes both hands of the stick and has zero talent, but he does love his traps.
dude your a woison you beter put on the work boots if you are gonna get laid tonight.

in the gym: ” yaa woison, yaa” in a norwegian accent preferably.

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