Wok of Shame


the walk that you take after you eat way too much at a chinese restaurant or chinese buffet. a mixed feeling of shame, guilt, and overall displeasure with the decision that you have just made.
after stuffing ourselves with 4 pounds of chicken lo mein, me and mike took the wok of shame back to work.

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