Woke Up With A Penis On His Face


refers to falling asleep or p-ssing out with friends around. then awaking to some prank that involves a p-n-s on your face, whether drawn on or actually a p-n-s on your face.
“hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?”
“yeah, he totally woke up with a p-n-s on his face”

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