wolfgang shmuck
someone who doesn’t know how to cook.
a wolfgang shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it’s still a challenge to boil water or make toast.
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