wolverhampton syndrome
wolverhampton syndrome.
usually affecting people who drink the tap water in the west midlands for over 4 years.
symptoms include but are not restricted to:
abnormally large or ‘bulging’ eyes.
the inability to string together a grammatically correct sentence.
uncontrollable inability to tell the truth.
exaggeration of world travel.
over use of referencing “they” or “they say” – (n-body knows who “they” are)
q: hey man, what was with that wiered dude at the wedding party…
a: the only thing we can be sure about him is that he has wolverhampton syndrome
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