Wom

is an acronym for women over mates and more specifically a girlfriend over mates. woms love weird mode and are full of excuses, they will go to great lengths to avoid taking phone calls or visits from their friends. you often don’t see them for weeks on end. they spend most of their time in their sandringham apartment which they part own with their father and constantly whinge about mortgage repayments. they spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and claim this to be ‘catching up with mates’. they occasionally will go the gym to catch up on celebrity gossip in magazines rather than working out. woms are inherently tight with money and have heads like smacked -rs-s.
“are you kidding, theres no way billy will be coming out tonight, he is the biggest wom going around!”
wom wom wom
a new (as of june 2008) meme on the something awful forums. let’s see how long it takes to become a bannable catchphrase!
mspaint dumb impulses you get. wom
“hey, that looks fun.” wom wom wom
an acronym for women over men. it describes a man or boy who is heteros-xual and but spends all his time with women and not his male friends.

often a man can become a wom because he has not had a girlfriend for a very long time. all of a sudden he gets one, and then spends all his time with her, instead of friends.
man, he’s the biggest wom ever.

-where is jack today?
-ah he’s out womming it up with his
girlfriend jess.
abbreviation of the phrase “women over mates”. this basically means you would rather spend time with the missus rather than the lads. other words derived from include wommage, king wom (the person who always woms off the most) wommage frais.
“seb aint coming out tonight boys, he is being a wom”

“where is seb?
oh he wommed off earlier”

“stop being a w.o.m”

a shortened version of “woman”; used as a term of endearment between close female friends; often seen with a “z” in its plural form; a counterpart of the term “bro”
girl 1: “i love this girl; she is my wom!”
girl 2: “such womz!”
weapon of m-ss seduction. see woman.
my girlfriend wanted to go shopping, but i said no. then she unleashed her woms. i ended up in a chair with her on top facing me and in my face.
a term used to for describing any type of object, whether it be inanimate or living. duplicating it into womwom or pluralising it to wom’s can produce similar responses. it can be used in many manners; hatred, love, pure gorgeousness or just because no other word fits. once it has been said to you, it will be similar to an infection and spread throughout you and your friends vocabulary.
“hey wom! i bought a pram, lets go down a steep as hill” bonnie says to taylor, he replies “death to all wom’s of the world!”

“wom, wom, womwom, your gorgeous” jamie says out the car window.

“someone called me a wom the other day, i was freaked out and now i just can’t stop saying it! it is just such a useful word, when in doubt, use it, it will fit anywhere!” fiona explained to people with nicely ironed shirts on their holiday.

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