Womb Emancipation Day


a lot like a birthday, only its a womb emanc-p-tion day. a day in celebration of the day you were separated from your mothers womb happening every year on the same day meaning that you have managed to exist on this planet for yet another year.
black man: ey yo m-th-f-kka happy womb emanc-p-tion day

white man: thank you my brother from another mother

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