womb spoon
a male facial hair configuration where the entire mouth and nose area is bare, with the exception of a small dime-sized patch directly underneath the middle of the bottom lip. a.k.a. soul patch . generally seen on clueless aging creatives or people who don’t want to go the full monty with a goatee, mustache or beard, but still feel the need to “express themselves” via creative facial hair…
“d-mn gina, this guy i picked up at the bar last night had the most disgusting little womb spoon, you wouldn’t believe it. gawd, if i wasn’t so desperate for d-ck i never would have even let him buy me a drink.”
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