Wombling

the practice of severely intoxicating oneself and then h-m-s-xually -ssaulting ones friends under the guise of drunken banter, thus hiding your wanton and rampant b-m love urges.
seriously, don’t buy him another drink, he looks in a wombling mood again
collecting things out of skips, bins, abandoned flats and rubbish tips which can be put to good use. named after the wombles kids tv show, where the wombles recycled things other people threw away.
slang word used commonly in the squatter community who furnished their homes with wombled items.
he got that chair wombling from the skip down the road.
to womble or to go wombling is to do something aimlessly, not aiming for anything in particular, and not being stressed when you realise you havent acchived anything.
to womble or to go wombling is to do something aimlessly, not aiming for anything in particular, and not being stressed when you realise you havent acchived anything.
for example, one can womble around online, checkling mysp-ce and facebook and not really having an aim. one can also say,

“i wombled around online for an hour”

“i spent the day wombling round the house, not doing a lot”
residing in or around a womb. a baby. fetal tissue.

womb – respects the rights of a woman’s body

ling- recognizes that the baby/fetal tissue is a resident of the womb

wombling was created in 2002 by dan dodge to help people talk about the issue of abortion with an “issue neutral” word. pro-choice advocates may not want to refer to the word “baby” and pro-life advocates may not wish to use the term “fetal tissue.”

there is nothing more embarr-ssing then telling a woman that you are excited about her baby, to only have her respond, “well actually, i would prefer it if you call it fetal tissue, because i don’t intend to give birth.”
example: did you hear that jenny got herself a wombling? i don’t think she plans to keep it long. or did you hear that maria has a wombling? she can’t wait to go shopping for clothes and toys.
travelling across london using a combination of the underground (aka tube) and overground (aka chavlink) trains. from the lyrics of the theme song of the popular 1970s-1980s childrens’ tv programme: ‘underground, overground, wombling free….’
‘how are we going to get from green park to hackney wick?’
‘simple – we’ll go wombling. vic line to highbury, change there to the chavlink.’
the process which involves on slepping/p-ssed out guy, and several dudes. u cover the p-ssed out guy in sticky sh-t and cover him in pubic hair, making him look like a womble. the unsuspecting victim wakes to find himself covered in p-b-s and smelling of groin while the pictures cover the internet.
bloke: haha we wombled you so bad last nite owned!!!
mr. womble: i no i still smell like b-lls!
bloke: total wombling!!