Women in the military
because someone has to do the cooking…
teacher: so does anyone know why the army doesn’t let women fight on the front lines?
me: … because somebody has to do the cooking… and that’s why they let women in the military.
teacher: go to the princ-p-l! i’m so offended… blah blah blah… womens rights… blah blah blah… equality… blah blah blah $.75 to a man’s $1.00… b-tch b-tch b-tch…
me: the men make more money because they pay for all of the stupid cr-p you always ask for
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