Wonder Bites


a state of mind where one finds themselves so bored in their home that they start to crave snack food for no reason. everyone’s had that feeling before, one minuite you’re sitting on the couch, and next you’re in the kitchen wondering why you went in there. also one of the leading cases of obesity among mexican american children.
fat-ss: it’s so hard to lose weight, the d-mn wonder bites keep getting to me. black guy: that’s why we need to get you in another state of mind brotha, here smoke this sh-t….

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