wonder child


a child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.
person 1: d-mn, i just got banned from eating cheese
not wonder child

person 2: im so perfect that i havnt been banned from anything ever!
wonder child

person 1: d-mn, i just stole from my mother
not wonder child

person 2: ive never done anything bad, ever!!!
wonder child

person 1: d-mn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, i need to go cry to my therapist

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