Wonder Twins


1. princess sarah’s br–sts.
2. zan and jayna, two characters from a short-lived dc comic, and a tv cartoon called the superfriends.
i would like to pour honey and fire ants all over the wonder twins!
a person you don’t lie to, you don’t keep secrets from, and you don’t ever betray. a wondertwin is that one person you’ll forever have and who will always be there for you until all your teeth fall off. he/she is that one person who is willing to go crazy with you and who is patient enough to listen to you and fight the urge to slam down the phone when you call in the wee hours to rant about your failed love life or anything he/she doesn’t really want to hear about.

he/she takes pains in making his/her version of hot chocolate in order to perk you up. he/she walks through gr-ssy knolls and bog, crosses hanging bridges and dangerous log bridges with you without any complaints whenever you are in a restless-wanderer-mode.

a wondertwin is one who’s going to do the items in your bucketlist with you. he/she is that one person you turn to when you’ve done a crime: your wondertwin will then take care of the problem for you and will hide the corpus delicti, as well.

a wondertwin may be your superfriend, your partner in crime, your self-appointed secret soulmate, and everything nice rolled into one. when he/she shows you his/her negative traits and you find yourself still looking at him/her with the same degree of respect and acceptance, the bond is solidified.

once you find your wondertwin, that’s good for a lifetime. no return, no exchange. no regrets.
javi: wondertwins?
patricia: forever, player.
javi: wtf.
in reference to zan and jan from the television cartoon “superfriends”, a pair of incredibly dimwitted siblings or friends.
“sarah and ashley are holding another wretched party.”
“let’s see how the wonder twins have screwed things up again.”
1. dc comics characters. siblings zan and jayna from planet exxor made their first appearance in the dc universe in 1977.

2. the two people who are the definition of awesome. i.e. mike and alex.
the wonder twins are awesome.
the wonder twin is a congratulatory s-xual position involving two men and one woman.
much like london bridge move, the woman is on all fours, and the men are on opposite sides. the men touch fists like the wonder twins from the super friends and yell out “wonder twin powers, activate!” as their own form of congratulation to one another.
a couple that spends every moment,day and night hanging out with eachother. so much so that thier friends begin to refer to them a one person.
codependant relationships.
oh my god jen and brad are total wondertwins! has anyone ever seen them not together? what are they, attached at the hip or something?
a reference to the cartoon “superfriends” zan and jan, two of the coolest people you’ll ever meet. i.e. tommy & tori
i was up last night talking to the wonder twins!
lucky!

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