wonderfuck


a word created and used only by the embar-ssingly inferior of people, mainly heavy-set blonde chicks who’d like to think they’re highly creative and original for using the word. used appropriately, “wonderf-ck” would referrence the mental state of any given individual who’s recently experienced any heavy, typically negative, intrinsic or extrinsic experience. despite rolling off the tongue nicely, you do not want to be caught dead in public saying this word. you’d just as well fart as noisily as possible and slap everyone in a ten-foot radius, as it’d have the same effect on people.
girl: “whoa, man. my cat just died, i was evicted from my apartment and the doctor told me earlier that i have tumors in my ovaries. what a wonderf-ck.”

man: “yeah, well you deserve it you d-mn c-nt.”
to be really annoyed; stressed; or upset and pretend you aren’t. usually said with sarcasm.
best friend 1: hey how are you?
best friend 2: i’m wonderf-ck how about you?
best friend 1: why?
best friend 2: my mom is cheating on my dad, and i failed my history test.
best friend 1: that sucks dude. i’m pretty good.
it is when you have had s-x with somebody way out of your league. something that might not ever happen again, it is like the peak of your s-x like; the one time you’ll always remember.
1: i was wonder f-cked by megan fox

2: man 1: when was your wonder f-ck?

man 2: when i did my wife for the first time
something that was beyond amazing. so spectacular that no previously invented word was capable of fully capturing the amazingness of what had just had happened.
i drank so much tequila i had s-x with a married man. that night was a wonderf-ck.
an act of s-x which does wonders for the individual concerned which go past s-xual pleasure.
michael had a one night wonderf-ck and from then on he could concentrate on doing his dissertation instead of constantly masturbating over his s-club 7 calender.
for when everything is just f-cking wonderful.
wonderf-ck; my car burned down, i lost my house, and my job has an std.
wonderf-ck would be the exact opposite of cl-sterf-ck. whereas things could be chaotic and full of epic failure, things are actually pretty fantastic/a+/majestic.
man: hey how was your trip to germany?
man#2: dude it was such a wonderf-ck! i can’t wait to go again.
man: that’s cool! i need to go with you next time.

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