Woner


a woman b-n-r

men get b-n-rs when they’re h-rny, women get woners.

you can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female s-xual arousal.
woman: “wow, hes dead s-xy, i got a woner as soon as he walked in..”

woman#2: “heck yes, and did you see his friend? sha-wing!!”
arousal from delicious homemade waffles.
these homemade waffles are so delicious i’m getting a woner.
a weed related b-n-r.
often in a daydream state a woner will arise. very very desirable.
a fat, ugly girl. usually pasty white with low self esteem.
man, tori sure is a woner.
a person who goes to won.
he is a woner!!
a weak b-n-r. that semi-limp erection that often precedes or follows s-xual arousal/activity. sometimes it’s just kinda there.
i jacked off three hours ago, but his f-ckin’ woner won’t go away!
a b-n-r you get at work. not always a desirable thing. often arises from a work-based achievement.
“sick post effects, bro! they’re giving me a woner!”

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