Wong Tong


a plain old m-ssive c-ck, johnson, p-n-s, tallywhacker, w-ng, d-ck, willie, pink torpedo, schl-ng and/or twig and berries.

we’re talking huge here.
dude 1: “ouch, what happened to your head?”
dude 2: “some guy’s wong tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion.”
dude 1: “uff. was he hard?”
dude 2: “as a brick! he’s probably gay.”
chick: “a shame.”

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