wonging


to c-ck slap a person while said person is on the ground.

it’s derived from a kid from california who was kicked out of high school for s-xual har-ssment. his last name was wong. he was kicked out for s-xually har-ssing girls.

one day during p.e. one kid was running and tripped. he fell to the ground. wong came up to him, pulled out his c-ck, and c-ck slapped him. so “to wong someone” means to c-ck slap a person while that person is on the ground.
james ran and slipped, so kenny took advantage of the situation and started wonging him. james was scarred for life, kenny got suspended.
to -ss f-ck an oriental
where’s conrad?”he went wonging!!”
to make a large amount of money
my mate billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on everton to whip liverpool and won 50 grand!

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