Wonk Wonk


another term for the male genetalia. (or p-n-s)
if there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.
the sound made by the horn of gondor.
horn of gondor: “wonk wonk!”

legolas: “it’s the horn of gondor!!!!”

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