Wonka Burn


a terrible spray tan that idiotic girls use to think they look hot, but they look like a mutated oompa loompa from charlie and the chocolate factory
stacy: how do i look?

dave: that’s one bad wonka burn u got, how much money did you waste on that?

stacy: omg you jerk, i spent $500 on this.

dave: your a waste of money…

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