wonker

the largest of the three size cl-ssifications of the human p-n-s, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-wonker
-w-nker
-winker
wow! john has a real wonker.
a name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
stop being a wonker! ryan
someone who often acts {wonky} or {wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
friend 1: that guy is so wonky.
friend 2: yeah he’s such a wonker.
a combination of bonkers & w-nker.
he’s a bit wonkers.
means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means p-n-s
1/2) i love her! she is wonkers!
3) he lost his phone…man, he’s wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you’re a wonker (insult)
a wog w-nker.
wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. he does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘p’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is god’s gift to women.
crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

similar to “w-nkers” but derived from “bonkers” ie “gone bonkers”
ie “what a bunch of f..ng wonkers!”