wonky cracker
a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when “f-ck-face” and “sweet merciful motherf-cker” might not be appropriate
“she is the most incompetent person i’ve ever worked with; she’s such a wonky cracker!”
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