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• wotacism

  n. the inability to properly pr-nounce the letter ‘r’. (in one of the greatest, most insensitive f-ck-yous built in to the english language, this would properly be spelled ‘rhotacism’, but anyone who suffers from it is doomed to mispr-nounce it.) famous wotacists include jonathan ross (“woss”), elmer (“elmuh”) fudd, and homestar runner (“homestah wunnuh”). “stwong […]

• Chigrig

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• wounded bird syndrome

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• Duck Queef

  a duck queef is a shot that contains ice tea vodka and lemon juice. if you go to a bar and they make you the more popular duck fart you should ask to talk to managment because you clearly said “duck queef.” it results in free drinks! jimmy had too many duck queefs last night. […]

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