Won’t Shut Up
1: a person that continues to waffle on.
2: usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.
person1: hey, did you see that show yesterday? the guy in it split his head open. i hope he’s okay. i wonder what it would be like to split your head open. what do you think? i bet it would be painful, probably so painful you’d end up in hospital. i wonder-
person2: shut up man.
person1: – how big the hospital bill would be. i would probably end up bankrupt if i had to pay something as huge as that. then i wouldn’t be able to buy-
person2: dude, you won’t shut up and it’s annoying me.
person1: – mcdonalds or clothes or anything. i would be so bored. i would probably kill myself if i got that bored.
person2: dude, i want to kill myself now.
person1: don’t kill yourself! there are many reasons you shouldn’t, and here’s a big list…
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