wood butcher
a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)
if that wood butcher comes to the door again, i’m gonna sue the pants off of him.
a carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. instead of building with wood he butchers it
had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle i could have killed myself. turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
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