Wood Hick


person who infests the wooded northern tier of united states much like a wood tick.closely related to a hill billy in mental capacity with a higher propensity for inbreeding.some pilot huge 4 wheel drives with flags and guns bristling from them, riding around grooving on elephant sh-t.if they live way up nort it is difficult to discern the dialect from cannucks
stupid wood hick votes republic-nt and cuts his own throat! after tourist season all that’s left is wood hicks and skeeter feeders.

he isn’t a wood hick,he’s a f.i.b or a hollywood lumberjack

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