wood plot


the act of taking a sh-t while camping. usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made sh-t hole.

the act of plotting sh-t near wood.
camper #1 i ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.

camper #2 aww man, i was going to hop on the canoe and hang my -sshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!

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