Wood Possum


an animal typically found inhabiting bas-m-nts, garages, and other locations typically -ssociated with motor driven machines. signs of a wood possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of grizz, 2-liters of diet mountain dew, and empty bottles of jeremiah weed.
the wood possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading pirate4x4.com and contributing to the ford discussions.

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