wood shampoo


an occurence by which a person is beaten about the head and shoulders with a nightstick or other wooden club.
“haw haw haw,that n-gg- resisted arrest,and got a wood shampoo for his troubles.”
being beaten by a wooden baton.
billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.
when somone j-zzes in another person’s hair
person 1- dude, tom totally got a wood shampoo from tres!

person 2- well, he had to earn that trust somehow

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