Wood thrusting
where a man is s-xually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
basically. a man thrusting his p-n-s in/between trees to get s-xual pleasure.
dave: hey jim. have you ever put your p-n-s between a split tree and thrusted between it?
jim: oh you mean wood thrusting? me and my son do that every sunday.
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