wood weaver


a slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or h-m-s-xual (weave men’s wood)
stop d-cking around you wood weaver!

guy:oh i am so cool, i was out f-cking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, i was cruisen with my boys you f-cking wood weaver.

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