Woodbridge Whistler


when you are at a house party, and go to the bathroom to sh-t, and use something to take some of the sh-t and mash it into the blow holes of the host’s hairdryer. the sh-t dries overnight, and when the person goes to use the hairdryer the next day, the blow holes will be at least partially obstructed, thus causing the air coming out to whistle…and smell like sh-t. the term, and act of a, “woodbridge whistler” was created by a resident of woodbridge, nj, while at a house party on the campus of rutgers university in 1997.
yo, i just went to the bathroom and gave a woodbridge whistler to jenny’s hairdryer.

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