Woodburn
a terribly boring city in the state of oregon. never go there if you dont understand spanish.
steve: dude i have to go to woodburn today.
bob: that sucks -ss.
the burning sensation on the p-n-s, caused from a bad handjob. feeling is similar to that of razor burn.
i got the worst woodburn ever last night.
the condition of having one’s p-n-s in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.
“no man, i gotta give little jimmy a rest downstairs. i have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night.”
“d-mn.”
when a girl give you a death grip of a hand job.
when i was done with my woodburn, i ran my d-ck under the cold shower for an hour.
to be extremely ripped and have dry -n-l s-x.
i have experienced this procedure to very painful and would not advise this at home and/or anywheres
prom date: where the f-ck are we??
myself: uuh i think were in a sc-mmy hotel
prom date: did we? uuhh!!!
myself: ya! i think so. my d-ck burns like really
supermodel of the year: i think this video tape might solve your problems
prom date/myself:whaaaa??
supermodel of the year: didlee!
(pops in the vid)
myself: wow what a cheap room only a baggie of meth.. holy sh-t im ripped outta my mind
prom date: wanna have -n-l s-x
myself: is that even a d-mn question
(thinks to self: “im so d-mn laced”)
(after movie)
prom date/myself: well sh-t i guess we did it
supermodel of the year: this is what we would like to call “woodburn”. just so you know. well ima dip set! peace out braheem
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