Woodchipped
the act of bending your girlfriend over in front of a woodchipper, with her head inside the opening, not all the way though, while having -n-l s-x with her. then have a fan blow her long hair in to the woodchipper, so it catches on to the gears and starts ripping her scalp off and the woodchipper blades slowly but surely start chipping away at the layers of her newly exposed skull bone.
sometimes you can pull her out and smash her exposed skull in with a hammer and skullf-ck her so your d-ck keeps thrusting in to her brain.
boyfriend: wanna get woodchipped?!
girlfriend: f-ck yeah!
-boyfriend performs the woodwchipped-
boyfriend: hahaha! i’m f-cking a bonehead.
the description of a state of mind that is beyond high. more extreme variation on the term “chopped”.
that 6-gram blunt got me woodchipped for hours
1. adj. to have your heart stolen or captured by a woodchip (a really hot guy)
2. v. to have been a woodchipper (to have stolen or captured a girl’s heart)
example 1:
abby was totally woodchipped by adam
example 2:
adam totally woodchipped abby
to be drunk or stoned in a place surrounded by woodchips; most likely a playground.
“dude, i just fell off the swing. i’m so woodchipped…”
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