Wooden Dildo


a d-ld- made of wood and looks a lot like a stool leg.
“so i was sitting on a bench right? then all these guys come up to me shouting wooden d-ld-, wooden d-ld-. then ryan comes up to me and starts d-ld-ing me, so i had no choice but to d-ld- him back. then everyone starts d-ld-ing each other

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