Wooden Koala
a d-ld- that is highly popular in australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. the whole d-ld- is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. the shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, wooden koala.
australian #1: g’day mate, how was your night?
australian #2: it was great, i used a wooden koala on my bunghole. now i can barely walk!
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