wooden shoe
shoes made of wood. used to be popular in the netherlands. sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional dutch klompen dancing.
a prime example of dutch ethnic pride: “wooden shoe rather be dutch? if you aint dutch, you aint much!”
to give your “shoe” a “polish”… or handjob or masturbationing
been polishin those wooden shoes lately eh?
can i polish your wooden shoe?
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