wooden spooning


the act of spooning but with a b-n-r. usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.
not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.
the act of hitting a girl’s p-ssy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve
i was wooden spooning my b-tch.

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