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• ... and then I found 20 bucks!

  this is how to relieve the awkwardness after telling a really bad story. you can find more or less money, depending on how bad the story was. guy: so, i thought that i lost my hat, but then i found it in my car. girl: … guy: … and then i found 20 bucks!

• euph

  1. a silly jew. 2. a jewish person. 3. a slang word used to discrimanate jews. 1. stop being a euph 2. dude your so euph hails from northern ireland, claiming to be an irish catholic that wanna be irish guy is a total euph

• Event Packing

  rsvp’ing “yes’ to facebook events that you don’t plan on attending to just to make the event guest list look bigger. “dude are you actually going to california for that hip hop battle?” “nah, the organizer is my cousin, i’m just event packing.”

• Poopertion

  v. to have -n-l s-x with a woman from behind so that one can pretend that the penetratee is actually a man. p–pert- n. the penitrator in the case of p–persion. dog, anna got drunk and told everyone that she was persuaded and commited p–pertion last sat-rday. man, thats wierd that p–pert left through the […]

• Poopke

  a slow, reflective version of “aw, d-mn”, or “sh-t”. also as “oh, well. there’s nothing else i can do about it”. i just got called for jury duty. p–pke. my turkish friend, who doesn’t wash his body, wants to sleep on my couch tonight. p–pke. i accidentally left gay p-rnography in a gift inscribed to […]

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